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You can start by writing your memoirs ........


Me?? ..... I'm changing my name to "Ellis Dee" (say it out loud) and
moving to Prague for the duration and spending the rest of my life
working on the Infinite Monkey Theorem:

"If you have enough monkeys
banging randomly on typewriters,
they will eventually type the works
of William Shakespeare."

However, the odds against monkeys typing Shakespeare by chance are
astronomical. With about 80 typewriter keys, the chance of getting the
first letter right is about 80 to 1. The chance of getting 2 letters
right is 1 in 80×80, or 6400 to 1. Each letter increases the odds
against by 80 times. The odds of getting 10 letters right is about 11
million million million to1.

....And that's not acccounting for carriage returns, capital letters,
or changing the paper.

The infinite monkey theorem was actually tested on a small scale once.
In 2003, lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth
MediaLab Arts course used a £2,000 grant from the Arts Council to
leave a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Sulawesi Crested
Macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon in England for a month; not only did
the monkeys produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the
letter S, they started by attacking the keyboard with a stone, and
continued by urinating and defecating on it.
http://encyclopedia.topliterature.com/?title=Infinite_monkey_theorem

But that was yesterday. Leave it to the R.S. - "Really Smart" computer
hackers to figger it all out:
http://techsupt.winbatch.com/webcgi/webbatch.exe?techsupt/nffunsupt.w..
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Network Working Group S. Christey
Request for Comments: 2795 MonkeySeeDoo, Inc.
Category: Informational 1 April 2006

The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS)

Status of this Memo

This memo provides information for the Internet community. It does
not specify an Internet standard of any kind. Distribution of this
memo is unlimited.

Abstract

This memo describes a protocol suite which supports an infinite number
of monkeys that sit at an infinite number of typewriters in order to
determine when they have either produced the entire works of William
Shakespeare or a good television show. The suite includes
communications and control protocols for monkeys and the organizations
that interact with them.

1. Introduction

It has been posited that if an infinite number of monkeys sit at an
infinite number of typewriters and randomly press keys, they will
eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. But if such a
feat is accomplished, how would anybody be able to know? And what if
the monkey has flawlessly translated Shakespeare's works into
Esperanto? How could one build a system that obtains these works
while addressing the basic needs of monkeys, such as sleep and food?
Nobody has addressed the practical implications of these important
questions.

In addition, it would be a waste of resources if such a sizable effort
only focused on Shakespeare. With an infinite number of monkeys at
work, it is also equally likely that a monkey could produce a document
that describes how to end world poverty, cure disease, or most
importantly, write a good situation comedy for television. Such an
environment would be ripe for innovation and, with the proper
technical
design, could be effectively utilized to "make the world a whole lot
brighter".

The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS) is an experimental set of
protocols that specifies how monkey transcripts may be collected,
transferred, and reviewed for either historical accuracy (in the case
of Shakespearean works) or innovation (in the case of new works). It
also provides a basic communications framework for performing normal
monkey maintenance.

2. Objects in the Suite

There are four primary entities that communicate within an IMPS
network. Groups of monkeys are physically located in Zone Operations
Organizations (ZOOs). The ZOOs maintain the monkeys and their
equipment, obtain transcripts from the monkeys' typewriters, and
interact with other entities who evaluate the transcripts.

A SIMIAN (Semi-Integrated, Monkey-Interfacing Anthropomorphic Node) is
a device that is physically attached to the monkey. It provides the
communications interface between a monkey and its ZOO. It is
effectively a translator for the monkey. It sends status reports and
resource requests to the ZOO using human language phrases, and
responds to ZOO requests on behalf of the monkey.

The SIMIAN uses the Cross-Habitat Idiomatic Message Protocol (CHIMP)
to communicate with the ZOO. The ZOO uses the Knowledgeable and
Efficient Emulation Protocol for Ecosystem Resources (KEEPER) to
interact with the SIMIAN.

The ZOO obtains typewriter transcripts from the SIMIAN, which is
responsible for converting the monkey's typed text into an electronic
format if non-digital typewriters are used. The ZOO may then forward
the transcripts to one or more entities who review the transcript's
contents. IMPS defines two such reviewer protocols, although others
could be added.

For Shakespearean works, as well as any other classic literature that
has already been published, the ZOO forwards the transcript to a BARD
(Big Annex of Reference Documents). The BARD determines if a
transcript matches one or more documents in its annex. The ZOO sends
the transcript to a BARD using the Inter-Annex Message Broadcasting
Protocol for Evaluating Neoclassical Transcripts (IAMB-PENT). The
transcripts are considered Neoclassical because (a) they are
transferred in electronic media instead of the original paper medium,
and (b) the word "classical" does not begin with the letter N.

For new and potentially innovative works, the ZOO submits a transcript
to a CRITIC (Collective Reviewer's Innovative Transcript Integration
Center). The CRITIC determines if a transcript is sufficiently
innovative to be published. The ZOO uses the Protocol for Assessment
of Novelty (PAN) to communicate with the CRITIC. The process of using
PAN to send a transcript to a CRITIC is sometimes referred to as
foreshadowing.

A diagram of IMPS concepts is provided below. Non-technical readers
such as mid-level managers, marketing personnel, and liberal arts
majors are encouraged to skip the next two sections. The rest of
this document assumes that senior management has already stopped
reading.

-+-+-+-+-+- CHIMP -+-+-+-+-+-
| SIMIAN/ | ----------> * *
| MONKEY | * ZOO *
| | <---------- * *
-+-+-+-+-+- KEEPER -+-+-+-+-+-
/ \
/ \
IAMB-PENT / \ PAN
/ \
V V
-+-+-+-+-+- -+-+-+-+-+-
* * * *
* BARD * * CRITIC *
* * * *
-+-+-+-+-+- -+-+-+-+-+-

3. IMPS Packet Structure

All IMPS protocols must utilize the following packet structure.

|-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+--|
|Version | Seq # | Protocol # | Reserved | Size |
|-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+--|
| Source | Destination |
|-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+--|
| Data | Padding |
|-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+--|

The Version, Sequence Number, Protocol Number, and Reserved fields are
32 bit unsigned integers. For IMPS version 1.0, the Version must be
1. Reserved must be 0 and will always be 0 in future uses. It is
included because every other protocol specification includes a "future
use" reserved field which never, ever changes and is therefore a waste
of bandwidth and memory. [6] [7] [8].

The Source and Destination are identifiers for the IMPS objects that
are communicating. They are represented using Infinite TAGs (see next
section).

The Data section contains data which is of arbitrary length.

The Size field records the size of the entire packet using Infinite
TAG
encoding.

The end of the packet may contain extra padding, between 0 and 7 bits,
to ensure that the size of packet is rounded out to the next byte.

4. Infinite Threshold Accounting Gadget (I-TAG) Encoding

Each SIMIAN requires a unique identifier within IMPS. This section
describes design considerations for the IMPS identifier, referred to
as
an Infinite Threshold Accounting Gadget (I-TAG). The I-TAG can
represent numbers of any size.

To uniquely identify each SIMIAN, a system is required that is capable
of representing an infinite number of identifiers. The set of all
integers can be used as a compact representation. However, all
existing protocols inherently limit the number of available integers
by
specifying a maximum number of bytes to be used for an integer. This
approach cannot work well in an IMPS network with an infinite number
of monkeys to manage.

Practically speaking, one could select a byte size which could
represent an integer that is greater than the number of atoms in the
known universe. There are several limitations to this approach,
however: (a) it would needlessly exclude IMPS implementations that may
utilize sub-atomic monkeys and/or multiple universes; (b) there is not
a consensus as to how many atoms there are in this universe; and (c)
while the number is extremely large, it still falls pitifully short of
infinity. Since any entity that fully implements IMPS is probably
very, very good at handling infinite numbers, IMPS must ensure that it
can represent them.

Netstrings, i.e. strings which encode their own size, were considered.
However, netstrings have not been accepted as a standard, and they do
not scale to infinity, "[Greater than] 999999999 bytes is bad." Well
put.

A scheme for identifying arbitrary dates was also considered for
implementation. While it solves the Y10K problem and does scale to
infinity, its ASCII representation wastes memory by a factor greater
than 8. While this may not seem important in an environment that has
enough resources to support an infinite number of monkeys, it is
inelegant for the purpose of monkey identification. It is also CPU
intensive to convert such a representation to a binary number (at
least
based on the author's implementation, which was written in a
combination of LISP, Perl, and Java). The algorithm is complicated
and
could lead to incorrect implementations. Finally, the author of this
document sort of forgot about that RFC until it was too late to
include
it properly, and was already emotionally attached to the I- TAG idea
anyway. It should be noted, however, that if a monkey had typed this
particular section and it was submitted to a CRITIC, it would probably
receive a PAN rejection code signifying the reinvention of the wheel.

Since there is no acceptable representation for I-TAGs available, one
is defined below.

An I-TAG is divided into three sections:

|-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-|-+-+-+-+-+-+-|-+-+-+-+-+-+|
| META-SIZE | SIZE | ID |
|-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-|-+-+-+-+-+-+-|-+-+-+-+-+-+|

SIZE specifies how many bytes are used to represent the ID, which is
an
arbitrary integer. META-SIZE specifies an upper limit on how many
bits
are used to represent SIZE.

META-SIZE is an arbitrary length sequence of N '1' bits terminated by
a
'0' bit, i.e. it has the form:

11111...1110

where N is the smallest number such that 2^N exceeds the number of
bits required to represent the number of bytes that are necessary to
store the ID (i.e., SIZE).

The SIZE is then encoded using N bits, ordered from the most
significant bit to the least significant bit.

Finally, the ID is encoded using SIZE bytes.

This representation, while clunky, makes efficient use of memory and
is
scalable to infinity. For any number X which is less than 2^N (for
any
N), a maximum of (N + log(N) + log(log(N)))/8 bytes is necessary to
represent X. The math could be slightly incorrect, but it sounds
right.

A remarkable, elegant little C function was written to implement I-
TAG
processing, but it has too many lines of code to include in this
margin.

5. KEEPER Specification

Following is a description of the Knowledgeable and Efficient
Emulation
Protocol for Ecosystem Resources (KEEPER), which the ZOO uses to
communicate with the SIMIAN. The IMPS protocol number for KEEPER is
1.

KEEPER is a connectionless protocol. The ZOO sends a request to the
SIMIAN using a single IMPS packet. The SIMIAN sends a response back
to the ZOO with another IMPS packet. The data portion of the packet
is of the following form:

+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
| Version | Type | Message ID | Message Code |
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

Version, Type, Message ID, and Message are all 16-bit integers.

Version = the version of KEEPER being used (in this document, the
version is 1)

Type = the type of message being sent. '0' is a request; '1' is a
response

Message ID = a unique identifier to distinguish different messages

Message Code = the specific message being sent

When a ZOO sends a KEEPER request, the SIMIAN must send a KEEPER
response which uses the same Message ID as the original request.

5.1 KEEPER Message Request Codes (ZOO-to-SIMIAN)

CODE NAME DESCRIPTION
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| 0 | RESERVED | Reserved |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| 1 | STATUS | Determine status of monkey |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| 2 | HEARTBEAT| Check to see if monkey has a heartbeat |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| 3 | WAKEUP | Wake up monkey |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| 4 | TYPE | Make sure monkey is typing |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| 5 | FASTER | Monkey must type faster |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| 6 |TRANSCRIPT| Send transcript |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| 7 | STOP | Stop all monkey business |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
|8-512 | FUTURE | Reserved for future use |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+
| 513+ | USER | User defined |
+-----------------------------------------------------------+

5.2 KEEPER Message Response Codes (SIMIAN-to-ZOO)

CODE NAME DESCRIPTION
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 0 | RESERVED | Reserved |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 1 | ASLEEP | Status: Monkey is asleep |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 2 | GONE | Status: Monkey is not at typewriter |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 3 |DISTRACTED| Status: Monkey is distracted (not typing) |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 4 |NORESPONSE| Status: Monkey is not responding |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 5 | ALIVE | Status: Monkey is alive |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 6 | DEAD | Status: Monkey is dead |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 7 | ACCEPT | Monkey accepts request |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 8 | REFUSE | Monkey refuses request |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 9-512| FUTURE | Reserved for future use |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
| 513+ | USER | User defined |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+

5.3 Requirements for KEEPER Request and Response Codes

Below are the requirements for request and response codes within
KEEPER.

1. A SIMIAN must respond to a STATUS request with an ALIVE, DEAD,
ASLEEP, GONE, DISTRACTED, or NORESPONSE code.

2. A SIMIAN must respond to a HEARTBEAT request with an ALIVE or DEAD
code. SIMIAN implementors must be careful when checking the heartbeat
of very relaxed monkeys who practice transcendental meditation or
yoga, as they may appear DEAD even if they are still alive.

3. A SIMIAN must respond to a STOP request with a NORESPONSE, ALIVE,
DEAD, or GONE code. How a SIMIAN stops the monkey is implementation-
specific. However, the SIMIAN should preserve the
monkey's ALIVE status to protect the ZOO from being shut down by
authorities or animal rights groups. If the monkey is present but the
SIMIAN interface is unable to verify whether the monkey is ALIVE
or DEAD, then it must use a NORESPONSE.

4. A SIMIAN should respond to a TYPE or FASTER request with an ACCEPT
code, especially if there are deadlines. The only other allowed
responses are REFUSE, ASLEEP, GONE, NORESPONSE, or DEAD. This
protocol does not define what actions should be taken if a SIMIAN
responds with REFUSE, although a BRIBE_BANANA command may be added in
future versions.

5. A SIMIAN must respond to a WAKEUP request with ACCEPT, REFUSE,
GONE, NORESPONSE, or DEAD.

6. A SIMIAN must respond to a TRANSCRIPT request by establishing a
CHIMP session to send the transcript to the ZOO.

5.4 Example ZOO-to-SIMIAN Exchanges using KEEPER

Assume a ZOO (SanDiego) must interact with a monkey named BoBo. Using
KEEPER, SanDiego would interface with BoBo's SIMIAN (BoBoSIM). The
following exchange might take place if BoBo begins to evolve
self-awareness and independence.

SanDiego> STATUS
BoBoSIM> DISTRACTED
SanDiego> TYPE
BoBoSIM> REFUSE
SanDiego> TYPE
BoBoSIM> REFUSE
SanDiego> TYPE
BoBoSIM> GONE

The following exchange might take place early in the morning, if BoBo
was being poorly maintained and was working at its typewriter very
late
the night before.

SanDiego> WAKEUP
BoBoSIM> NORESPONSE
SanDiego> WAKEUP
BoBoSIM> NORESPONSE
SanDiego> WAKEUP
BoBoSIM> NORESPONSE
SanDiego> HEARTBEAT
BoBoSIM> DEAD
SanDiego> TRANSCRIPT

6. CHIMP Specification

Following is a description of the Cross-Habitat Idiomatic Message
Protocol (CHIMP), which the SIMIAN uses to communicate with the ZOO.
The IMPS protocol number for CHIMP is 2.

CHIMP is a connection-oriented protocol. A SIMIAN (the "client")
sends
a series of requests to the ZOO (the "server"), which sends replies
back to the SIMIAN.

6.1. SIMIAN Client Requests

SEND <resource>

The SIMIAN is requesting a specific resource. The resource may be
FOOD, WATER, MEDICINE, VETERINARIAN, or TECHNICIAN. The SIMIAN makes
requests for FOOD or WATER by interpreting the monkey's behavior and
environment, e.g. its food dish. It requests MEDICINE or VETERINARIAN
if it observes that the monkey's health is declining in any way, e.g.
carpal tunnel syndrome or sore buttocks. How the SIMIAN determines
health is implementation-specific. In cases where the SIMIAN itself
may be malfunctioning, it may request a TECHNICIAN.

REPLACE <item>

The ZOO must replace an item that is used by the monkey during typing
activities. The item to be replaced may be TYPEWRITER, PAPER, RIBBON,
CHAIR, TABLE, or MONKEY.

CLEAN <item>

The SIMIAN is requesting that the ZOO must clean an item. The item
may be CHAIR, TABLE, or MONKEY. How the ZOO cleans the item is
implementation-specific. This command is identified in the protocol
because it has been theorized that if an infinite number of monkeys
sit
at an infinite number of typewriters, the smell would be unbearable.
If
this theory is proven true, then CLEAN may become the most critical
command in the entire protocol suite.

NOTIFY <status>

The SIMIAN notifies the ZOO of the monkey's status. The status may be
any status as defined in the KEEPER protocol, i.e. ASLEEP, GONE,
DISTRACTED, NORESPONSE, ALIVE, or DEAD.

TRANSCRIPT <size>

The SIMIAN notifies the ZOO of a new transcript from the monkey.
The number of characters in the transcript is specified in the size
parameter.

BYE

The SIMIAN is terminating the connection.

6.2. ZOO Server Responses

HELO <free text>
Upon initial connection, the ZOO must send a HELO reply.

ACCEPT

The ZOO will fulfill the SIMIAN's request.

DELAY

The ZOO will fulfill the SIMIAN's request at a later time.

REFUSE

The ZOO refuses to fulfill the SIMIAN's request.

RECEIVED

The ZOO has received the full text of a transcript that has been
submitted by the SIMIAN.

6.3 Example SIMIAN-to-ZOO Session using CHIMP

Assume a monkey BoBo with a SIMIAN interface named BoBoSIM, and a ZOO
named SanDiego. Once the BoBoSIM client has established a connection
to the SanDiego server, the following session might take place.

SanDiego> HELO CHIMP version 1.0 4/1/2000
BoBoSIM> REPLACE PAPER
SanDiego> ACCEPT
BoBoSIM> TRANSCRIPT 87
SanDiego> ACCEPT
BoBoSIM> xvkxvn i hate Binky xFnk , feEL hungry and sIck sbNf
BoBoSIM> so so sad sDNfkodgv .,n., ,HELP MEEEEEEEEE cv.Cvn l
SanDiego> RECEIVED
BoBoSIM> SEND FOOD
SanDiego> ACCEPT
BoBoSIM> SEND MEDICINE
SanDiego> DELAY
BoBoSIM> SEND VETERINARIAN
SanDiego> REFUSE
BoBoSIM> SEND VETERINARIAN

SanDiego> REFUSE
BoBoSIM> NOTIFY NORESPONSE
SanDiego> ACCEPT
BoBoSIM> NOTIFY DEAD
SanDiego> ACCEPT
BoBoSIM> REPLACE MONKEY
SanDiego> ACCEPT

7. IAMB-PENT Specification

Following is a description of the Inter-Annex Message Broadcasting
Protocol for Evaluating Neoclassical Transcripts (IAMB-PENT), which a
ZOO uses to send transcripts to a BARD. The IMPS protocol number is
5.

IAMB-PENT is a connection-oriented protocol. A ZOO (the "client")
sends a transcript phrases to the BARD (the "server"), which evaluates
the transcript and notifies the ZOO if the transcript matches all of a
classical work or a portion thereof.

7.1. ZOO Client Requests

RECEIVETH <transcript name>

The ZOO notifies the BARD of a new transcript to be evaluated.
The name of the transcript is provided.

ANON <size>

The ZOO notifies the BARD that a transcript of the given size is to be
provided soon. The text of the transcript is then sent.

ABORTETH <A2> <U3> <A3> <U4> <A4> <U5> <A5>

The ZOO notifies the BARD that it is about to close the connection.
The ZOO must specify a closing message. A2, A3, A4, and A5 must be
accented syllables. U3, U4, and U5 must not be accented.

7.2 BARD Responses

HARK <U1> <A2> <U3> <A3> <U4> <A4> <U5> <A5>

When the ZOO establishes a connection, the BARD must send a HARK
command. A2, A3, A4, and A5 must be accented syllables. U1, U2, U3,
U4, and U5 must not be accented.

PRITHEE <A2> <U3> <A3> <U4> <A4> <U5> <A5>

When a ZOO uses a RECEIVETH command to specify a forthcoming
transcript, the BARD must respond with a PRITHEE. A2, A3, A4, and A5
must be accented syllables. U3, U4, and U5 must not be accented.

REGRETTETH <A2> <U3> <A3> <U4> <A4> <U5> <A5>

If the BARD does not have the transcript in its Annex, it uses the
REGRETTETH command to notify the ZOO. A2, A3, A4, and A5 must be
accented syllables. U3, U4, and U5 must not be accented.

ACCEPTETH <A2> <U3> <A3> <U4> <A4> <U5> <A5>

If the BARD has located the transcript in its Annex, it uses the
ACCEPTETH command to notify the ZOO. A2, A3, A4, and A5 must be
accented syllables. U3, U4, and U5 must not be accented.

7.3 Example ZOO-to-BARD Session using IAMB-PENT

This is a sample IAMB-PENT session in which a ZOO (SanDiego) sends a
transcript to a BARD (William).

William> HARK now, what light through yonder window breaks?
SanDiego> RECEIVETH TRANSCRIPT SanDiego.BoBo.17
William> PRITHEE thy monkey's wisdom poureth forth!
SanDiego> ANON 96
SanDiego> I must be cruel, only to be kind. Thus bad begins,
and worse remains in front.
William> REGRETTETH none hath writ thy words before
SanDiego> ABORTETH Fate may one day bless my zone

8. PAN Specification

Following is a description of the Protocol for Assessment of Novelty
(PAN). A ZOO uses PAN to send monkey transcripts for review by a
CRITIC. The IMPS protocol number for PAN is 10.

PAN is a connection-oriented protocol. A ZOO (the "unwashed masses")
sends a request to the CRITIC (the "all-powerful"), which sends a
response back to the ZOO.

8.1. ZOO Requests

COMPLIMENT <text>

The ZOO may say something nice to the CRITIC using the given text.
The CRITIC does not respond to the compliment within the protocol.
However, it is generally believed that the CRITIC is more likely to
accept a new transcript when a ZOO uses many compliments.

TRANSCRIPT <name> <size>

The ZOO notifies the CRITIC of a new transcript for review.
The name of the transcript, plus the number of characters, are
specified as parameters to this request. The text of the transcript
is
then sent.

THANKS

This is an indicator that a ZOO is about to terminate the connection.

8.2. CRITIC Responses

SIGH <insult>

When the ZOO establishes a connection, the CRITIC must respond with a
SIGH and an optional insult.

IMPRESS_ME

A CRITIC must respond with an IMPRESS_ME once a ZOO has made a
TRANSCRIPT request.

REJECT <code> REJECT 0 <text>

When a transcript has been received, the CRITIC must respond with a
REJECT and a code that indicates the reason for rejection. A table of
rejection codes is provided below. When the code is 0, the CRITIC may
respond using free text. A CRITIC may send a REJECT before it has
received or processed the full text of the transcript.

DONT_CALL_US_WE'LL_CALL_YOU_

The CRITIC makes this statement before terminating the connection.

GRUDGING_ACCEPTANCE

THIS RESPONSE IS NOT SUPPORTED IN THIS VERSION OF PAN. The Working
group for the Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (WIMPS) agreed that it is
highly unlikely that a CRITIC will ever use this response when a
REJECT is available. It is only included as an explanation to
implementors who do not fully understand how CRITICs work. In time,
it is possible that a CRITIC may evolve (in much the same way that a
monkey might). Should such a time ever come, the WIMPS may decide to
support this response in later versions of PAN.

8.3. Table of CRITIC Reject Codes

CODE DESCRIPTION
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 0 | <Encrypted response following; see below>
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 1 | "You're reinventing the wheel."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 2 | "This will never, ever sell."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 3 | "Huh? I don't understand this at all."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 4 | "You forgot one little obscure reference from twenty years
| | ago that renders your whole idea null and void."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 5 | "Due to the number of submissions, we could not accept every
| | transcript."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 6 | "There aren't enough charts and graphs. Where is the color?"
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 7 | "I'm cranky and decided to take it out on you."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 8 | "This is not in within the scope of what we are looking for."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
| 9 | "This is too derivative."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
|10 | "Your submission was received after the deadline. Try again
| | next year."
-------------------------------------------------------------------

If the CRITIC uses a reject code of 0, then the textual response must
use an encryption scheme that is selected by the CRITIC. Since the PAN
protocol does not specify how a ZOO may determine what scheme is being
used, the ZOO might not be able to understand the CRITIC's response.

8.4. Example ZOO-to-CRITIC Session using PAN

Below is a sample session from a ZOO (SanDiego) to a CRITIC
(NoBrainer).

NoBrainer> SIGH Abandon hope all who enter here
SanDiego> COMPLIMENT We love your work. Your words are like
SanDiego> COMPLIMENT jewels and you are always correct.
SanDiego> TRANSCRIPT RomeoAndJuliet.BoBo.763 251
NoBrainer> IMPRESS_ME
SanDiego> Two households, both alike in dignity,
SanDiego> In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
SanDiego> From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
SanDiego> Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
SanDiego> From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
SanDiego> A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
NoBrainer> REJECT 2 ("This will never, ever sell.")
SanDiego> THANKS
NoBrainer> DONT_CALL_US_WE'LL_CALL_YOU

9. Security Considerations

In accordance with the principles of the humane treatment of animals,
the design of IMPS specifically prohibits the CRITIC from contacting
the SIMIAN directly and hurting its feelings. BARDs and CRITICs are
also separated because of fundamental incompatibilities and design
flaws.

The security considerations for the rest of IMPS are similar to those
for the original Internet protocols. Specifically, IMPS refuses to
learn from the mistakes of the past and blithely repeats the same
errors without batting an eye. Spoofing and denial of service attacks
abound if untrusted entities gain access
to an IMPS network. Since all transmissions occur in cleartext
without
encryption, innovative works are subject to theft, which is not a
significant problem unless the network contains entities other than
CRITICs. The open nature of BARDs with respect to IAMB-PENT messages
allows a BARD to borrow heavily from transmitted works, but by design
BARDs are incapable of stealing transcripts outright.

The ZOO may be left open to exploitation by pseudo-SIMIANs from around
the world. A third party could interrupt communications between a ZOO
and a SIMIAN by flooding the SIMIAN with packets,
incrementing the message ID by 1 for each packet. More heinously, the
party could exploit the KEEPER protocol by sending a single STOP
request to each SIMIAN, thus causing a massive denial of service
throughout the ZOO. The party could also spoof a CHIMP request or
send false information such as a DEAD status, which could cause a ZOO
to attempt to replace a monkey that is still functioning properly.

In addition, if a ZOO repeatedly rejects a SIMIAN's requests
(especially those for FOOD, WATER, and VETERINARIAN), then the ZOO may
inadvertently cause its own denial of service with respect to that
particular SIMIAN. However, both KEEPER and CHIMP allow the ZOO to
detect this condition in a timely fashion via the NORESPONSE or DEAD
status codes.

All BARDs are inherently insecure because they face insurmountable
financial problems and low prioritization, which prevents them from
working reliably. In the rare cases when a BARD implementation
overcomes these obstacles, it is only successful for 15 minutes, and
reverts to being insecure immediately thereafter. Since a CRITIC
could
significantly reduce the success of a BARD with an appropriate PAN
response, this is one more reason why BARDs and CRITICs should always
be kept separate from each other.

It is expected that very few people will care about most
implementations of CRITIC, and CRITICs themselves are inherently
insecure. Therefore, security is not a priority for CRITICs. The
CRITIC may become the victim of a denial of service attack if too many
SIMIANs submit transcripts at the same time. In addition, one SIMIAN
may submit a non-innovative work by spoofing another SIMIAN (this is
referred to as the Plagiarism Problem). A CRITIC response can also be
spoofed, but since the only response supported in PAN version 1 is
REJECT, this is of little consequence. Care must be taken in future
versions if a GRUDGING_ACCEPTANCE response is allowed. Finally, a
transcript may be lost in transmission, and PAN does not provide a
mechanism for a ZOO to determine if this has happened. Future
versions of IMPS may be better suited to answer this fundamental
design problem:
if an innovative work is lost in transmission, can a CRITIC still PAN
it?

Based on the number of packet-level vulnerabilities discovered in
recent years, it is a foregone conclusion that some implementations
will behave extremely poorly when processing malformed IMPS packets
with incorrect padding or reserved bits.

Finally, no security considerations are made with respect to the fact
that over the course of infinite time, monkeys may evolve and discover
how to control their own SIMIAN interfaces and send false requests, or
to compose and submit their own transcripts. There are indications
that this may already be happening

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namaste
bodhi

just one monkey typing.....
http://psychedelictourist.blogspot.com
CellMate
2007-07-27 13:24:24 UTC
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auh, dauh, shithaired monkeyz are sooh nice an normal.
That Guy
2007-07-27 23:39:47 UTC
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"??" <***@myway.com> wrote in message news:***@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
You can start by writing your memoirs ........
Post by 菩薩
Me?? ..... I'm changing my name to "Ellis Dee" (say it out loud) and
moving to Prague for the duration and spending the rest of my life
You really believe what the subject says? I thought I was the only one.

Anyway, can you summarize the monkey theory for me? I just ate a whole box
of froot loops and my ADD is acting up something fierce.

Oh, and I'm not joking about any of this.
p***@myway.com
2007-07-28 07:07:21 UTC
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Post by That Guy
You really believe what the subject says? I thought I was the only one.
Not only do I believe Bush&Co will cause economic collapse, war with
Iran, and a looming dictatorship in the U.S., I'm BETTING on it!
Here's what I uncovered the last few weeks:

Bush / Cheney '08: Revolution or Concentration Camp?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gathering.rainbow/browse_thread/thread/351b9d9b9d063984/6a1dfc70e4021871?hl=en#6a1dfc70e4021871

Directive 51
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gathering.rainbow/browse_thread/thread/629ec7928fbb375a/b1b21bff11559ebb?lnk=gst&q=bodhi+iran&rnum=2&hl=en

Leviathan/Cheney
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gathering.rainbow/browse_thread/thread/a74bbd66ef9570c2/b5b460e94590eebe?lnk=gst&q=bodhi+iran&rnum=5&hl=en#b5b460e94590eebe
Post by That Guy
Anyway, can you summarize the monkey theory for me? I just ate a whole box
of froot loops and my ADD is acting up something fierce.
Here's how I understand it:
A while back someone left a ordinary typewriter on some island. The
monkeys on the island fucked around with it for years until eventually
ONE monkey figured out how to write a sentence with it. Then every
monkey on the island began taking turns writing bits of Shakespere on
this typewriter.
When the hundredth monkey began writing a sonnet something major
happened. Every monkey around the world began stealing typewriters and
typing out Shakespere AT THE SAME TIME. This somehow amazes new agers
but I don't know how.
Post by That Guy
Oh, and I'm not joking about any of this.
Be safe, be aware, be a "lert". Something is going to happen before
Bush .....ahem .... leaves office next year.

namaste;
bodhi
That Guy
2007-07-30 19:56:36 UTC
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Post by p***@myway.com
Post by That Guy
You really believe what the subject says? I thought I was the only one.
Not only do I believe Bush&Co will cause economic collapse, war with
Iran, and a looming dictatorship in the U.S., I'm BETTING on it!
Bush / Cheney '08: Revolution or Concentration Camp?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gathering.rainbow/browse_thread/thread/351b9d9b9d063984/6a1dfc70e4021871?hl=en#6a1dfc70e4021871
Directive 51
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gathering.rainbow/browse_thread/thread/629ec7928fbb375a/b1b21bff11559ebb?lnk=gst&q=bodhi+iran&rnum=2&hl=en
Leviathan/Cheney
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gathering.rainbow/browse_thread/thread/a74bbd66ef9570c2/b5b460e94590eebe?lnk=gst&q=bodhi+iran&rnum=5&hl=en#b5b460e94590eebe
Post by That Guy
Anyway, can you summarize the monkey theory for me? I just ate a whole box
of froot loops and my ADD is acting up something fierce.
A while back someone left a ordinary typewriter on some island. The
monkeys on the island fucked around with it for years until eventually
ONE monkey figured out how to write a sentence with it. Then every
monkey on the island began taking turns writing bits of Shakespere on
this typewriter.
When the hundredth monkey began writing a sonnet something major
happened. Every monkey around the world began stealing typewriters and
typing out Shakespere AT THE SAME TIME. This somehow amazes new agers
but I don't know how.
Post by That Guy
Oh, and I'm not joking about any of this.
Be safe, be aware, be a "lert". Something is going to happen before
Bush .....ahem .... leaves office next year.
namaste;
bodhi
I suspect that "something" will be a terror attack much larger than 9/11.

That would be just the right trigger for the economic collapse and to cause
Americans to fear for their lives.

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